High Time for Retirement: Why Cannabis is the New Pickleball

Retirement. For some, it means early bird specials and crossword p_zz_es. For others, it’s golf, grandkids, and a wardrobe that’s 40% tropical prints. But what if we told you the golden years could also include… a little greenery? And no, we’re not talking about your lawncare obsession, Jerry. We’re talking cannabis, baby, and it’s having […]
Places You Should Absolutely Not Light Up (But Probably Thought About It)

We get it… when you’re vibing at just the right level, everything feels like the perfect place to spark up. But sometimes, the universe (and local laws, social etiquette, and basic survival instincts) is whispering: “Bestie, maybe don’t.” Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or freshly flower-curious, let’s explore the most hilariously inappropriate, awkward, and flat-out […]
Beast Mode Gummies: Not for the Faint of Cloud

Warning: These aren’t your average edibles. ? If you’ve ever taken a gummy and thought, “I wish this packed more punch…” — then, friend, you might just be ready for Beast Mode Gummies. With a name like that, they had to deliver — and trust us, they did. These THC-packed beasts contain 500mg per gummy, […]
High Notes: The Ultimate Guide to Sneaking Cannabis Into Concerts (Without Being That Guy)

Concert security is tighter than your ex’s grip on unresolved issues… and yet, some of us are just trying to enjoy our clouds under the clouds of a stadium roof. Whether it’s live music or festival energy, the vibes hit differenttttt with the right buzz. But how do you sneak in your stash without ending […]
7 of the Worst Ways to Get High (That You’ll Never Forget)

We’ve all had one. That one sesh that went from “this’ll hit” to “why do I taste batteries?” faster than you could say “pass the lighter.” Whether it’s a rookie mistake or a desperate grab for elevation, today we’re highlighting the worst ways to smoke weed… based on real-life regrets, a dash of science, and […]
Day Time Chronic Crystals and Mother’s Day: A Perfect Match for Bright Beginnings

A Little Sunshine for the Woman Who Brought You Into the World POPULAR OPINION: moms deserve a standing ovation just for making it through our teenage years. (And honestly, some of our early 20s too.) Mother’s Day is all about honoring the women who have given us life, love, and infinite patience. But this year, […]
Loading Up & Loving Your Body: The Cannabis Workout Wonders You Didn’t Know You Needed

You’ve tried pre-workout powders that taste like regret, caffeine boosts that leave you jittery, and playlists that lose their magic after the third repeat. What if the secret to a more focused, energized, and enjoyable workout isn’t in a shaker bottle but… in your stash? (No, Robert… not YOUR mustache) That’s right, we’re talking cannabis! […]
Love, Lust, and A Leaf: Cannabis & Libido

Let’s talk about it — love, intimacy, and that undeniable spark. And no, I’m not talking about the spark that comes from lighting up your favorite pre-roll (although that’s part of it). This Valentine’s Day, we’re diving into a topic that’s equal parts taboo and tantalizing: cannabis and libido. Because if we’re being honest, the […]